Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Thursday, May 14, 2009

No charge for Awesomeness



This is my new desktop background at work. It is also our new family motto!

For example:

Onion Ring says: Buttermilk Sky, you stinking goober!!!!
Buttermilk Sky says: Whatever, you're the stinking goober!
Onion Ring: Go soak your head! (hits Buttermilk Sky with nearest object)
Buttermilk Sky: Owww! You're gonna get it!!! (chases Onion Ring with baseball bat)

...this continues for a while...

Now both are sad.

Dad: Hey guys, I noticed that you're both sad. Let's stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Onion Ring: OK, I'll be awesome.
Buttermilk Sky: Me too.

It's that simple and it works like that every time. I encourage you to take this message to heart and let your awesomeness shine.

Brandon.