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There was an alligator attack in our house this week. Blood and carnage commenced. Pictured below is the carnage. The blood had already been cleaned up.
Here are the deviant cuspids...
...the evil, glassy eye and the tough, shriveled skin...
...the mighty, savage jaws.
Note to individuals living in this household: Do not leave this thing lying on the floor where it can be stepped on.
Looking on the bright side, this wound has given Junior the opportunity to gross-out the neighbor kids, which gives him a social advantage.
Junior to Neighbor kids: Do you want to see my owie?
Neighbor kids: Yeah!
Junior, pulling off band aids: See?
Neighbor kids gasp in respectful awe: Eew!
There was an alligator attack in our house this week. Blood and carnage commenced. Pictured below is the carnage. The blood had already been cleaned up.
Here are the deviant cuspids...
...the evil, glassy eye and the tough, shriveled skin...
...the mighty, savage jaws.
Note to individuals living in this household: Do not leave this thing lying on the floor where it can be stepped on.
Looking on the bright side, this wound has given Junior the opportunity to gross-out the neighbor kids, which gives him a social advantage.
Junior to Neighbor kids: Do you want to see my owie?
Neighbor kids: Yeah!
Junior, pulling off band aids: See?
Neighbor kids gasp in respectful awe: Eew!
